By some cruel twist of idiotic fate, you've taken a wrong turn while looking for a webpage and ended up in the Goblin Hole. You now find yourself staring at a particularly seditious and unruly goblin.
The goblin's face is twisted into a rather obnoxious grin, betraying horrible thoughts of the goblin variety which bubble behind those surprisingly beautiful goblin eyes.
Who knows what could happen if you don't think fast, and do something about this predicament!